The Accidental Discovery
Our initial foray into advanced foil technology, the Tin Foil Hat, proved to be ineffective. Like most world changing discoveries, our eureka moment was accidental. “An office prank where one of our developer’s entire workstation, computer, floor mat, feet AND head were wrapped in tin foil turned out to be the magic moment,“ related Noel Shatananda, NimbleUser’s Director, Product Architecture & Development.
The second the developer “put on the foil” and started working at his workstation he knew something was dramatically different. “My hands moved quicker than ever before – I wore out my keyboard in two hours due to the velocity of my typing,” noted NimbleUser Senior Engineer, Jake Juby. The positive effects were also noticed with any software that was being used from the foiled workstation; faster page refreshes and data was instantly returned from even the largest queries.
“Nimble AMS is built on the Salesforce App Cloud, which already has a ludicrously high performance envelope, but even that system ran faster.”
-Jake Juby, NimbleUser Senior Engineer
Release Process and Preparation
Be aware there are certain preparations that your association should start now:
- Purchase additional hardware. A good rule of thumb is 2-3 new mice and keyboards per day will be required. We are researching the effects of foil on the duty cycle of other hardware as well.
- Que up lots of extra work. FAPI will increase your staff productivity by 500% so your team will now get more done in a day they used to do in an entire year.
- Procure high quality sunglasses for all staff. When all staff are foiled, there will be a significant increase in brightness in the office.
But Wait there is More
The Future’s So Bright You Have to Wear Foil!
“From SaaS, PaaS, and now to FaaS – our commitment to deliver world class innovation to associations is part and parcel of NimbleUser.”
-Joe Klimek, NimbleUser President